Northwestern (+7.5) @ Michigan State
Northwestern is better than Michigan State. The Spartans rank 103rd in yards per play. Even if they pull this game out, I don't know if it's even possible for them to win by more than a touchdown considering their only wins by 7 or more this year have come against directional schools (programs that have "north" or "east" etc...in front of their state's names, also known as cannon fodder).
Mississippi State (-6) vs Arkansas
I found some exclusive footage of Arkansas' weekly game plan here.
Washington @ Colorado OVER 54.5
Here are the point totals for CU's opponents over the last six weeks: 56, 48, 70, 50, 51, and 42. 'nuff said.
Texas Tech (+10) @ Oklahoma St.
This just feels like a one score game doesn't it?
Stanford @ Oregon OVER 65
It's hard to not bet Oregon over the total every week considering they have the top rated passer in the country in Marcus Mariota and a Heisman candidate in Kenjon Barner. Plus, with rumors of Chip Kelly jumping ship to the NFL, you have to figure that he wants to go out in style.
Ohio State (+3) @ Wisconsin (bought 1 point)
Like Northwestern, this line confuses me. Ohio State is clearly better than Wisconsin. Also, there's absolutely no point in ever betting a line +2. Lay a little extra money and get to that key number. You'll thank me later when you've bit your nails down to your cuticles by the end of a 24-21 game.
Rutgers (+7) @ Cincinnati (bought 1/2 point)
Rutgers is dealing with a lot of injuries on offense right now but their defense is just too good to pass up a line like this.
(6 point teaser)
Mississippi State (PK) vs Arkansas
Ohio State (+8) @ Wisconsin
You had to see this one coming right?
(7 point teaser)
South Florida (+13.5) @ Miami
Northwestern (+14.5) @ Michigan State
Miami is 103rd defensively in yards per pass. Even if they build a big lead they are a prime candidate to give up the backdoor cover. Plus, there are kids on South Florida who dreamed of playing at Miami but were never recruited. This is their chance to prove themselves in front of their family and friends.
(7 point teaser)
Clemson (-9.5) vs North Carolina State
Texas Tech (+17) @ Oklahoma State
My rehab stint to get over my West Virginia addiction went great! I feel like a new man! Oh...hello Tajh...been a while since I've seen you. Remember all those times we made money together? That was awesome...maybe I should just take one more taste...it can't hurt...right?
(6 point teaser)
Missouri (+0.5) vs Syracuse
Kansas State (-6.5) @ Baylor
If I relapsed by betting Clemson again, then just call me Charlie Sheen when it comes to Kansas State.
(7 point teaser)
Louisiana Tech (+10) vs Utah State
Washington @ Colorado OVER 47.5
Louisiana Tech can score with virtually anyone. 10 points at home is easy.
(10 point teaser)
Clemson (-6.5) vs North Carolina State
Northwestern (+17.5) @ Michigan State
Texas Tech (+20) @ Oklahoma State
I can't help myself with Clemson right now. They've been blowing teams out lately which is the exact opposite of what they typically do. Every year they destroy teams at the beginning of the season (and I bet them every week). Then, they collapse at the end of the season (which I have yet to stop betting them in time). Well, this year I decided to stick to my guns and not bet Clemson towards the end of the season. So what happens? They decide to win every game by 700. There's no way this ends well. There's just way too much bad karma surrounding this game. Put your life savings on the Wolfpack this week kids. They're a virtual lock.
The Lions have one win over a team with a winning record and they have a negative point differential on the season. The Packers are clearly the better team. The only way Detroit wins this game is if they win the turnover battle.
Cincinnati (-3) @ Kansas City (bought 1/2 point)
I feel like Barney Stinson and the Chiefs are a dumb blonde with daddy issues sitting alone at the bar.
- Short week? Check.
- Terrible team? Check.
- Coming off a painful, emotional loss? Check.
Philadelphia (+3.5) @ Washington
Bold prediction: the Eagles will be better with Nick Foles at quarterback because it will force Andy Reid to finally hand it off to his best player.
(6 point teaser)
Indianapolis (+15) @ New England
Denver (-1.5) vs San Diego
I call this my "go fuck yourself" bet, in honor of all my friends here in Boston.
(7 point teaser)
Philadelphia (+10.5) @ Washington
Dallas (-1) vs Cleveland
Dallas is not as bad as everyone likes to think. They have two very good corners and an elite pass rusher in Demarcus Ware. That combination is enough to make them competitive. Their offense is very solid too. For all of Tony Romo's faults, you certainly can do a hell of a lot worse than him at quarterback. And Dez Bryant, Miles Austin, and Jason Witten are as good of a pass catching trio as you're going to find in this league. This team is a long ways away from being done.
(7 point teaser)
Atlanta (-2.5) vs Arizona
New York Jets (+10.5) @ Saint Louis
Prediction: Mark Sanchez gets hurt on the first play of the game and Tim Tebow leads the Jets to victory. He then gets videotaped at a Saint Louis nightclub with a glass of milk in one hand and a microphone in the other while rapping "tell me how my ass tastes."
(10 point teaser)
Indianapolis (+19) @ New England
Philadelphia (+13.5) @ Washington
Houston (-5) vs Jacksonville
For some reason, this Houston game feels off. I wanted to bet Jacksonville against the spread but I couldn't find the testicular fortitude to do so. Instead I did the exact opposite and threw the biggest favorite this week into a 10 point teaser. I know, you don't even need to say it...
(Parlay)
Mississippi State (-230) vs Arkansas
Northwestern (+245) @ Michigan State
Cincinnati (-190) @ Kansas City
Dallas (-360) vs Cleveland
Atlanta (-450) vs Arizona
Denver (-340) vs San Diego
Green Bay (-165) @ Detroit
Hey look! It's all my favorite bets all in one place! Good to see you guys! This pays out at +2350. Good luck my fellow degens.
Last Week
College: 13-5-1
NFL: 1-7-1
Season
College: 74-71-4
NFL: 38-33-1
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